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Katy Perry Takes Vow of Celibacy
January 22, 2009, 3:05 pm
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Katy Perry told TV Guide that she has taken a vow of celibacy for the year. If only we could get her to make a vow that she won’t record any music or perform ever again.

After Katy Perry’s much-publicized breakup with Gym Class Heroes frontman Travis McCoy, the “I Kissed a Girl” singer has decided that these days, she’s not going to be kissing anybody — well, with one notable exception.

“I’ve actually taken a vow of celibacy this year,” the Grammy nominee told the new issue of TV Guide, according to Us Weekly. ” No kissing anyone. Just my cat: Kitty Purry.”

Ugh. She has a cat named Kitty Purry? I hate this bitch even MORE than I did, if thats possible. How full of yourself do you have to be to name your cat after you? And wait a minute….GRAMMY NOMINEE??? How’d she get nominated for a Grammy without me finding out and inevitably bitching about it on this blog? I guess I didn’t read the nomination list carefully enough. But according to this article from People, “I Kissed a Girl” was nominated for Female Vocal Performance of the Year. The Gammy’s have officially become irrelevant.

UPDATE: As usual, Katy has retracted her previous statement saying it was a joke and “any fine journalist would have got that”. OK Katy, we know you think you are a comedian, but its obvious at this point that journalists (and Lily Allen) don’t quite seem to get your brand of humor. So knock it off.

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“But according to this article from People, “I Kissed a Girl” was nominated for Female Vocal Performance of the Year. The Gammy’s have officially become irrelevant.”

UHG! REALLY?! BEST FEMALE VOCAL PREFORMANCE?! A dying cat, a screaming baby, anything will sound good with THAT MANY voice effects on it. She can’t sing for her life, and I’m eagerly awaiting her funeral.

If you’re pretty and your daddy has connections, you can get anywhere in life.

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*edit* If you’re pretty, talentless, and your daddy has connections you can get anywhere in life.

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