The Music Elitist


Britney gets $10 Million to write autobiography
January 21, 2009, 1:32 pm
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Whoever made this offer might have been wise to make sure she can actually WRITE first. In fact, I’d probably trust a kindergartener to be a better writer than Britney.

“If the deal goes ahead she will write between three and five books throughout the next decade – it’s one of the most lucrative book deals in showbiz history.

“Britney will talk frankly about growing up and how she went off the rails. It’ll be a gripping read.”

Why do I need to read a book to know how she went “off the rails”? It’s a pretty simple story: Lynne Spears is the worst mother on the face of the planet and she pushed both of her daughters into show business WAY too early and fucked them up for life….the end.

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