The Music Elitist

Emily Wynne-Hughes’ band is terrible
January 15, 2009, 2:47 pm
Filed under: Pop, Pop Punk, Rock | Tags: , , ,
Emily Wynne-Hughes...a monument to classiness

Emily Wynne-Hughes...a monument to classiness

I hate to even acknowledge the fact that American Idol exists because it may be the worst thing to happen to humanity since the black plague, but I couldn’t let this one go. For those of you unfortunate enough to have seen the return of the show this week, you may remember the orange-haired girl who was the first to be sent to the next round. Yeah…she would be the one MOONING the camera in the picture above which was taken from her band’s MySpace.

When I found out this girl had a band, I had to at least listen for a couple of seconds just to confirm that they suck as bad as I assumed they did. Sure enough, after 10 seconds of listening I couldn’t take anymore. The only fan base I can possibly see existing for this band consists of raging bull-dyke lesbians and fat girls. Leave it to Side One Dummy (or as I like to call it, the label where bands go to die) to sign these no-talent hacks.

UPDATE: Apparently Emily has been cut from the show because she got a DUI back in July and is forced to wear an alcohol monitoring¬† bracelet…HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


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