The Music Elitist

Travis McCoy just made the best decision of his life
January 2, 2009, 5:21 pm
Filed under: Hip Hop, Pop | Tags: , , ,

I’d like to think that Travis McCoy came across my blog somehow, saw the post about he and Katy Perry allegedly getting engaged and started to seriously re-think his life. But, in reality he probably just figured out on his own that Katy’s a dumb bitch. In any case, from the looks of Travis’ blog, it’s splitsville for these two.

We fight every night, now that’s not kosher. I reminisce with bliss of when we was closer. And wake up to be greeted by an argument again, You act like you’re ten…My friends always tell me how I’m lucky to possess the best looking girl in the whole U.S.,” the blog continued, “…it seems like just two years back when we were bonded and not pierced, but now I keep itchin’ to jet.

Surprise surprise, Katy Perry acts like a ten year old. Who knew? And who the hell told Travis that Katy was “the best looking girl in the whole U.S.”? What shitty friends he has that they would lie to him like that. Everyone knows its Megan Fox.


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Oh jesus thank god. When are her minutes of fame over? Unfortunately this keeps her in the public for awhile.

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