The Music Elitist

MTV is run by a bunch of morons
December 19, 2008, 9:47 am
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Twilight Crazies (Is that a guy or a girl second from the left?)

This has less to do with music and more to do with film, but MTV is involved so (technically) its music related. MTV News named their Woman of the Year for 2008 a couple of days ago and much to the shock of EVERYONE it wasn’t Britney Spears (I guess they figured giving her 3 VMAs she didn’t deserve was good enough). No, instead MTV chose “Twilighters” as the Woman of the Year for 2008.

Twilighters were named MTV News’ Woman of the Year because their obsession with the books, movies and actors laid the groundwork for what is now a phenomenon rivaling “Harry Potter” and “Star Wars.” And their undeniable anticipation for the next film, “New Moon,” only means that their power and influence will continue to grow

Rivaling STAR WARS????? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! MTV must be out of their fucking minds. The only possible way Twilight has “rivaled” Star Wars is by having a bigger opening weekend than Episode I: The Phantom Menace. However Episdoes II and III BOTH had bigger opening weekends, and I’m sure if you factored in inflation the original trilogy would beat Twilight out too. Also, here’s 29 other movies that had bigger opening weekends than Twilight:

The Dark Knight
Spider-Man 3
Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest
Shrek the Third
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End
Shrek 2
X-Men: The Last Stand
Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
The Matrix Reloaded
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Spider-Man 2
X2: X-Men United
The Passion of the Christ
I Am Legend
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
The Da Vinci Code
The Simpsons Movie
Austin Powers in Goldmember
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
The Lost World: Jurassic Park
The Incredibles
Finding Nemo


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Fuck that series! Star Wars and Harry Potter should NEVER EVER even share a sentence with that crap. I saw the movie, and I read the book. The book, in short, is a romance novel with a vampire twist, and the movie is (in short) a huge pile of shit in every way.

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Also, MTV needs a new abbreviation. They no longer play anything that I identify as “music”.

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