The Music Elitist


Jonas Brothers Want to Collaborate With a Hip-Hop Artist
Photo: Theo Wargo/WireImage

Photo: Theo Wargo/WireImage

I’ll wait for you to stop laughing at the headline….

Done? OK. The Jonas Brothers said that they would like to work with a hip-hop artist like Common, Lupe Fiasco or Mos Def for one of the songs on their new record:

“There’s a song we wrote recently and we were thinking … it does sound different and kind of strange, and [we'd like to work with] a rapper who has some real meaningful lyrics,” Nick, the self-proclaimed “most hip-hop” Jonas, told MTV News. “[Someone who] has some real depth to what he’s saying — someone like a Common or a Lupe Fiasco or a Mos Def. Someone who takes more of a spoken-word approach. That’d be really cool.”

Kevin said that they definitely appreciate hip-hop, hinting that adding that type of vibe to the album is definitely a possibility. “We have a hip-hop bone in us somewhere,” Joe added.

Saying you’re the “most hip-hop” Jonas means about as much as saying you were the “least beaten” Jackson. Seriously though, if any of the artists he listed actually ends up working with these douchebags, I stop listening to said artist. The problem is that the hip-hop artists he listed have too much integrity to blatantly sell out like that. However, I will make the prediction that either Kanye West, Lil Wayne or 50 Cent offers to work with them after reading this news. Those guys’ll make a guest appearance on ANYONE’s song.



Weezy….you MIGHT have made a mistake
February 3, 2009, 9:51 am
Filed under: Alternative Rock, Hip Hop | Tags: , , , ,
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Photo: Getty Images

So I finally listened to Lil Wayne‘s rock n roll debut “Prom Queen” and I gotta say, I am rather disappointed. Honestly, it just doesn’t sound good. His voice over that music just doesn’t sound natural (and I’m not just talking about the autotune). What I mean is his performance sounds forced. At least when Weezy made his appearance at the end of Fall Out Boy‘s “Tiffany Blews”, they stopped everything but the drums. Maybe that’s just how I am used to hearing him. It seems like distorted guitars just don’t fit his voice.

While listening to the song I started asking myself, “Why would he decide to do something like this? Did he really just want to do a rock record? Or is he trying to attract more of a ‘white audience’?” If it’s the latter, Weezy, let me just say that you had us already, there is no need to do this. But I will reserve judgment on Rebirth until I have heard the whole thing.



Lil Wayne’s next album out April 7th

Lil Wayne’s next album Rebirth is scheduled for release April 7th. But the sound is apparently going to be quite different from that of Tha Carter III:

Lil Wayne announced the official release date and title of his next album: Rebirth is due April 7 — and his publicist has confirmed to MTV News that it will be a rock album. Of course, Wayne has been rocking with a guitar for some time now.

The first single is called “Prom Queen” and will debut on the Internet right after a live stream of his concert in San Diego on January 27. The show will be available for stream on MySpace.com.

I gotta say, I am quite excited to hear about this. What if its actually good? What if THAT’s the reason they pushed 50 Cent’s album release date back. Or it could just be the fact that no one is talking about Before I Self Destruct unless they’re talking about 50 Cent shit-talking Kanye West or Lil Wayne.



50 Cent blasts Kanye and Lil Wayne (surprise, surprise)
January 12, 2009, 2:05 pm
Filed under: Hip Hop | Tags: , , ,

So 50 Cent must have a new record coming out because he’s starting beef with Kanye again, and this time he even decided to include Lil’ Wayne. I guess whenever he has a new album coming out, he pulls out the charts for the past couple years and just picks on whatever hip hop artist sold more records than he did. This time there were two.

When Kanye released 808s & Heartbreak, he blogged that 50 Cent would love it, but on the radio 50 finally responded by saying the album was “an R&B record.” “I’m surprised he got away with it,” 50 said. “That album is supposed to be a brick.” 50 also mocked Kanye’s singing skills. 50 had equally harsh words for Lil Wayne, saying the Carter III rapper was a “junkie” and a “little baby.” “[Wayne] had a great album,” he said, “but he makes a lot of records and I think he’s gonna exhaust the public with his sound. He’s a talented artist, but if you put us in a space where we’re in competition, my consistency will break his neck.” Fiddy then dared — almost pleaded — for both rappers to respond, probably in an attempt to keep his name in the papers and blogs before Self Destruct is released.

I like how Fiddy’s criticizing Weezy for making too many records. It’s called “staying in the public eye”, Fiddy. You might wanna try it sometime. Maybe you’ll actually win the next time you try and publicly compete with another artist for record sales. Speaking of which…aren’t you supposed to have retired?



Bye Bye 2008!

DJ Earworm created a mashup of all the popular songs from 2008. So you know what that means, most of these songs are gonna suck. But, the work that went into creating this mashup is pretty impressive. Everyone have a happy and safe New Year!



Top 10 Albums of 2008

When I made my last 2008 countdown post, I was originally going to do the top 10 worst ALBUMS of 2008. Then I realized that to make a fair assessment of those albums, I would have to listen to them. Now, there’s no way in hell I would ever put myself through the kind of sick, twisted torture that listening to an entire Nickelback album would entail. So I just decided to rip on the popular songs from those albums instead. So without further ado, here are my Top 10 favorite albums from 2008 (in no particular order):

Anberlin – New Surrender

I have been a fan of this band since 2003′s Blueprints for the Black Market. I have enjoyed all 4 of their albums immensely. I actually have a very hard time deciding which one I think is the best. The release of this record was quite a big deal mainly because it was Anberlin‘s first major label album (their first 3 having been released on Tooth & Nail Records). The other reason being that during the recording of the album, front-man Stephen Christian’s car was broken into (not sure if he was living in Orlando at the time, but it wouldn’t surprise me) and his laptop – containing Garage Band files for every song on the record – was stolen. The album was obviously delayed, but it all ended up coming out just fine. All in all its just a good, catchy, melodic rock album.

Standout Tracks: “Breaking” (co-written by Butch Walker), “The Resistance” and “Burn Out Brighter (Northern Lights)”

Weezer – Weezer (The Red Album)

Now, I don’t expect most of the records I list here to be even considered for a “Top of 2008″ list by anyone else but me, but the fact that I did not see it on Spin OR Rolling Stone‘s lists this year is appalling. This was the best record Weezer has put out in 12 years. Yet, somehow Maladroit (widely considered by most Weezer fans to be their worst release to date) made it onto Spin’s Top 40 Albums in 2002. The epic “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived” alone makes this album well worth the listen. But if you need other reasons, this was also the first album Rivers Cuomo steps back from the mic on a couple of songs and lets the other guys sing (guitarist Brian Bell on tracks 6 & 7, bassist Scott Shriner on track 8 and drummer Pat Wilson on track 9). Musically it is also one of the more creative albums Weezer has ever put out. If I haven’t given you enough reason to check this album out, then you’re hopeless.

Standout Tracks: “The Greatest Man That Ever Lived”, “Heart Songs”, “Everybody Get Dangerous” and “Cold Dark World”

Kanye West – 808′s and Heartbreaks

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it. This guy is the biggest crybaby/egomaniac/insecure fuck I have ever seen in my life. I have tried so hard to hate this record simply because its Kanye. But, its just so damn catchy you can’t really resist it. Whats absolutely insane is that this record was recorded in all of 3 weeks. Basically this album has everything going against it being good, and it still is. So, I find that to be pretty impressive. Kanye West has made a leap away from hip-hop, but its definitely still there. This is especially true on tracks like “Heartless” and “Paranoid”. But if you have been avoiding this record because you hate Kanye West, I recommend giving it a shot because it’s actually one of the best things I have heard this year. Now if we could only get him to keep his mouth shut when he isn’t singing/rapping, we’d be set.

Standout Tracks: “Amazing” (feat. Young Jeezy), “Paranoid” (feat. Mr. Hudson) and “RoboCop”

Fall Out Boy – Folie a Deux

I know, I know…the album doesn’t come out for another week. However, 4 of the songs have been released as singles on iTunes over the last few months and I managed to get my hands on the full release this week. After listening to it through twice, it was already clear to me that this was definitely one of the top 10 albums I have heard this year. The albums first single “I Don’t Care” doesn’t nearly do it justice. But its clear that they chose that and the album’s second single “America’s Suitehearts” because they sounded the most like the Fall Out Boy everyone is used to. But when you get to songs like “Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown on a Bad Bet” and “What a Catch, Donnie” (which features guest appearances by Elvis Costello and half of the Decaydance Records roster singing Fall Out Boys older hits) its obvious these guys are tired of just playing plain ol’ pop punk. People like to talk a lot of shit about these guys, but you know what: They worked their asses off to get where they are, they write insanely catchy melodies and Pete Wentz writes some of the wittiest lyrics of our time. Oh, and YOU try singing like Patrick Stump.

Standout Tracks: “Disloyal Order of Water Buffaloes”, “She’s My Winona”, “The (Shipped) Gold Standard”, “What a Catch, Donnie”

Atmosphere – When Life Hands You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

This album definitely wins the “Best Titled Album of 2008″ award. But on top of that, its probably Atmosphere’s best since Godlovesugly. I actually can’t think of a song on this record that I don’t like. The first time I heard a song from this record was when I was in L.A. this summer and I heard “You” on KROQ. I was, first off, blown away by the fact that there are rock stations in the U.S. that play decent music (cause in Florida…they ALL blow. THANKS CLEAR CHANNEL!) and secondly that they were playing an Atmosphere song on the radio. But the fact that I actually liked the single told me that the album was gonna be good. And I was right. Slug is a little less “emo” and a little more drama-free these days it seems. And while it was the drama that fueled amazing recordings like Lucy Ford: The Atmosphere EPs, I think I like happy Slug a lot more.

Standout Tracks: “Puppets”, “Dreamer”, “Shoulda Known” and “Yesterday”

Gym Class Heroes – The Quilt

The lyrics may be a bit on the cheesy side sometimes, but as a whole, this record is pretty good. When I heard “Cookie Jar” the first time I was a bit worried about how the rest of the album was going to sound because it was obvious that song was made specifically for mainstream hip hop radio. But after the opening track (“Guilty as Charged”) begins, its clear that this is much more than just a hip hop record. Two of the tracks (“Live a Little” and “No Place to Run”) even border on pop punk. The record was produced by Fall Out Boy front-man Patrick Stump and he even lends his vocals to a couple of the tracks (“Blinded by the Sun” and “Catch Me If You Can”). However, unlike a few of the songs on their last album (including “Cupid’s Chokehold”, the only one you probably know ), Stump’s voice is used primarily as background. I can’t be sure, but I think with this record Gym Class Heroes really want to prove that they are more than just “that hip hop band that has that song with the guy from Fall Out Boy”. As far as I’m concerned, they accomplished that.

Standout Tracks: “Guilty as Charged” (feat. Estelle), “Peace Sign/Index Down” (feat. Busta Rhymes), “Blinded By the Sun” and “Catch Me If You Can”

Alkaline Trio – Agony & Irony

While I don’t feel that this album is quite as good as their previous effort (2005′s Crimson…which didn’t leave my car CD player for an entire summer) this is still better than most of the crap I have heard this year. I was actually pretty addicted to the first single (“Help Me”) for a couple of months. Singer/guitarist Matt Skiba said that during the writing and recording of this record he “was listening to a lot of Pat Benatar, Def Leppard and a lot of 80’s MTV music.” And I can definitely see that being the case because they certainly up-ed the usage of synthesizers on this record. Musically, there isn’t a whole lot that wows me about Alkaline Trio EXCEPT for their drummer Derek Grant. He is probably one of the more creative punk drummers out there and it definitely shows on Agony & Irony.

Thrice – The Alchemy Index, Vols. III & IV: Air & Earth

Thrice never ceases to amaze me. Had I been doing this blog last year, The Alchemy Index, Vols. I & II: Fire & Water would have made my top 10 of 2007. The Air disc is comprised of very ambient post-hardcore/indie rock, while Earth is all stripped down, acoustic and sometimes folk sounding. The first track on this record that really caught my attention was “Broken Lungs” from their Air disc. Despite the fact that this song makes front-man Dustin Kensrue sound like a 9/11 Truth nutjob, its probably my favorite song out of all 4 Alchemy Index EPs. However, while these 4 Eps have been a cool little concept thing for Thrice to do and I love the fact that the have become so experimental with their music, it’d be nice to see them release something similar to The Artist in the Ambulance again. Here’s hopin’.

Standout Tracks: “Broken Lungs”, “Silver Wings”, “Moving Mountains” and “Come All You Weary”

Underoath – Lost in the Sound of Separation

Underoath is the Radiohead of metal. Or at least they are trying to be. If you don’t believe me, just look at the album cover. Feel like you’ve seen it before? But its more than just the album cover. Underoath are taking a very progressive approach to metal (and have been since 2006′s Define the Great Line). The band seems to be writing consistently harder, more complex music and front-man Spencer Chamberlain’s screams seem to be getting lower and more aggressive. But, at the same time, drummer Aaron Gillespie’s vocal parts have become catchier and more melodic. When The Almost first started and I read about Gillespie’s aspirations of being the next Dave Grohl, I have to admit that I chuckled a little. But the more I listen to this guy’s drumming and singing (and especially after seeing him do both at the same time flawlessly live), the more I think his chances of realizing that dream are pretty good.

Standout Tracks: “Breathing In a New Mentality”, “Anyone Can Dig a Hole But It Takes a Real Man to Call It Home”, “The Only Survivor Was Miraculously Unharmed” and “Desperate Times, Desperate Measures”

Lil’ Wayne - Tha Carter III

I realize how cliche’ this is becoming for “best of” lists this year, but there’s a reason: this record is REALLY GOOD. I wasn’t going to leave this off of the list simply for the sake of being different. I think the reason Lil’ Wayne became such a “household name” in hip hop (and popular music in general) in the last few years is because when you hear Lil’ Wayne, you know its him. And by that I mean his style and voice are so distinctive that it is impossible to mistake him for anyone else. That and the fact that its difficult to hear a song on the radio anymore that he doesn’t appear in for at least 5 seconds. Hell, he even showed up on the Country Music Awards this year playing guitar on-stage with Kid Rock. I’m not saying performing with the king of trailer trash is necessarily the best thing for his career, but my point is that he is EVERYWHERE and (from the looks of it) unstoppable.

Standout Tracks: “3Peat”, “Mr. Carter” (feat. Jay-Z), “Phone Home” and “Let the Beat Build”



The Grammys Still Suck

The Grammy nominee announcements once again proved how out of touch the more-than-likely 85 year-old voters are with whats really going on in music. However, I will say that this years nomination leaders are a just a little better than usual (Lil’ Wayne, Coldplay and Radiohead). But let’s focus on a few specific categories here.

For once they nominated someone who deserved it

First, lets start with New Artists, because this award ALWAYS disappoints. This years nominees are:

  • Adele
  • Duffy
  • Jonas Brothers
  • Lady Antebellum
  • Jazmine Sullivan

Ok. Its really sad that the only artist on this list whose name I recognize is the Jonas Brothers. Who the hell ARE the rest of these people? After doing some quick internet research (i.e. – going to Wikipedia and checking these artists numbers for the past year), I found that the only one of these artists that’s really done well in THIS COUNTRY (the country where the Grammys take place) are the Jonas Brothers. Which would be the reason why they are the only ones I have heard of. It amazes me that a decent amount of people in this country still watch the Grammys every year given the majority of nominees aren’t even popular here. Not that I am saying only popular music should be nominated, but something’s not adding up here.

Lets move on to something I am more at liberty to talk shit about: the rock category nominees. Here are the nominees for Rock Album of the Year:

  • Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends
    Coldplay
    [Capitol Records]
  • Rock N Roll Jesus
    Kid Rock
    [Atlantic]
  • Only By The Night
    Kings Of Leon
    [RCA Records]
  • Death Magnetic
    Metallica
    [Warner Bros.]
  • Consolers Of The Lonely
    The Raconteurs
    [Third Man/Warner Bros.]

Ok, now I have to give them props for the nominations of Coldplay, Kings of Leon and the Raconteurs. Three bands I have absolutely no problems with. HOWEVER, its clear that two of these artists do not belong here. Kid Rock???!!!! Do people even still listen to this guy? Nominating Kid Rock for a Grammy is like nominating George W. Bush for a “World Leader of the Decade” award. And don’t even get me started on Metallica. Death Magnetic is (as I predicted before its release) the most god-awful piece of shit I have ever heard. The fact that it was even CONSIDERED for being nominated is a tragedy.

While we’re talking about Metallica, let’s talk about the category that pissed me off the most: Best Metal Performance:

  • Heroes Of Our Time
    DragonForce
    [Roadrunner Records]
  • Nostradamus
    Judas Priest
    Track from: Nostradamus
    [Epic]
  • My Apocalypse
    Metallica
    Track from: Death Magnetic
    [Warner Bros.]
  • Under My Thumb
    Ministry
    Track from: Cover Up
    [Megaforce Records]
  • Psychosocial
    Slipknot
    [Roadrunner Records]

Wow. If I had to pick one category that these voters DEFINITELY know nothing about, it’s metal. However, I once again have to recognize that they did pick Dragonforce and I don’t care what anyone says about that band….YOU try playing “Through The Fire And The Flames” on Guitar Hero 3. But seriously, SlipKnot???? I can name about 10 other metal bands that released music this year that should have gotten Grammy noms over these ‘tards. in fact, here they are:

Underoath

Lamb of God

Bullet for My Valentine

Protest the Hero

Shai Hulud

Walls of Jericho

Norma Jean

All That Remains

Trivium

Haste the Day

In any case the bottom line is, the Grammys are still lame. I won’t be watching them. But here is a list of the rest of the nominees if you wanna check it out.




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